SKELETARS
The greedy Skeletars were created by Peskavus in his experiments, and are meant to be guards of slaves, superior to the cheap and clumsy design of SARCASABOTS.
But unfortunately for Page and Peskavus, the Skeletars proved entirely disloyal to anyone but themselves. Brigands, they are far too mercenary to mix in the general population (the genes that influence greed in them were accidentally multiplied by 500 due to a mistake by Peskavus’s assistant)-- they are confined to the Gulag as guards and informants to Emperor Page, where they can also con and steal from each other and the hapless humans like G-2 and Alvy’s family. Skeletar children are encouraged to steal from their parents, and even infants are taught to be mercenary about money. Skeletar adolescents are required to pull off “a big grift” as a rite of passage, to be accepted into adulthood.